FIFA 15: Wojciech Szczęsny Sold Himself to Man U to Buy Ibrahimovic

It shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone that when Wojciech Szczesny plays EA’s Fifa 15, he plays as Arsenal.

After all, he is Arsenal’s goalkeeper but did you know that Szczesny is willing to sell himself, to make Arsenal a better team? Well, at least that’s what he did in Fifa 15. Yes! Szczesny sold himself to the red devils.

This revelation was made when a polish journalist was visiting Szczesny’s house. On his visit he noticed the TV screen on which Fifa 15 was running. It stated “Fans pleased for Ospina.” So, naturally the journalist inquired about Gunner’s #2. To which he replied and said that he has sold himself to Manchester United.

“They offered me £18.5m. I thought I’m going to buy a solid defensive midfielder with that.” He said, to explain things.

However, the funds he raised from selling himself, weren’t used to strengthen Arsenal’s midfield. Instead, he signed the renowned striker, Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

‘Look, Arsenal’s new hero. Look who I bought,’ he further added. ‘Ibrahimovic! I guess it was worth replacing Szczesny with Ibrahimovic.’

Fans have been asking to sign a decent midfielder for Arsenal for a while now but so far their requests aren’t addressed. Well, at least we have Fifa 15, so we can make our own line-up and have full control over our beloved Arsenal, just like Szczesny.

Source: DailyMail

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