Pokemon Go is a CIA Developed Satan that Spies on You: Russia

Millions of players are out in the streets everyday to play Pokemon Go across the globe. However, in Russia, playing this game in a Church or at the border will land you in prison for 2-3 years. Russia has also developed a knock off game that allows players to catch historical personalities.

The game only works with The Moscow City Hall. According to Franz Klintsevich, a senior Russian security official:

There is a feeling that the devil came through this mechanism and is simply trying to destroy us spiritually from within.

Ex Federal Security Service Aleksander Mikhailov Added:

Imagine that the little beast in question doesn’t appear in some park but at a secret site where a conscript or other soldier takes and photographs it with his camera.

Not only Pokemon Go is Satan, CIA developed it for “uninterrupted spying activities.” Interesting theories and even though CIA is known to think outside the box when it comes to spying, it seems odd they would develop Pokemon Go for spying, or would they?

Pokemon Go is available on iOS and Android, if you aren’t afraid of CIA spying on you or the Devil himself you can download it via Google Play or App Store.

Source: The Washington Post