Johnny Kilhefner

Johnny Kilhefner

Johnny's game system of choice is the Xbox 360. His favourite game is Arkham City, because who wouldn't want to be Batman? When he was 11, he wrote his first email ever using the Sega Saturn and addressed it to Ultra Game Player's Bill Donohue. Bill responded, calling him a twenty-something virgin who still lives with his mother. Now he's 26, not a virgin, and definitely not living with his mother. The day he's called a fat idiot by an 11 year-old is the day he'll know he's come full circle.

EA Gets Rid of Online Pass, But Will it Really Matter?
EA announced that it's cutting its Online Pass program after three years of use. The EA Online Pass was bothersome to most gamers. It required the entry of a one-use code that unlocked the multiplayer mode, or other features, of...
EA’s Bob Summerwill Calls Nintendo “Walking Dead” on Twitter
The Worst Company in America isn't pulling punches when it comes to what it considers to be the worst console in America. If you haven't been following the politics of the video game world, EA has basically been salty every since...
Bioshock: Infinite Sells Over 3.7 Million, More DLC Planned
The long-awaited BioShock Infinite released this year after being teased for years. Critically it performed as expected, but was criticized for over-the-top violence common of first-person shooters and for a shallow story masquerading...
Valve Announces Oculus Rift VR Support for Half-Life 2
Valve has announced that Half-Life 2's latest update will support the upcoming virtual reality head-mounted display Oculus Rift. The feature is being called experimental and is available in the beta version. The Half-Life 2 update also...
DICE Confirms That Frostbite 3 Engine Games Won’t Come to Wii U
Unfortunately for people holding out hope on DICE bringing its EA published games to the Wii U, especially the Star Wars games, DICE is now reporting that the Frostbite 3 Engine will not run on the Wii U. The Frostbite 3 Engine is...
EA Reports Less Than Anticipated Earnings for the Fourth Fiscal Quarter
For the first time since parting ways with former chief executive John Riccitiello, EA has reported its first fiscal results. The report details a lower-than-expected financial performance for the quarter ending March 31. EA's...
Why Nintendo Needs to Create a “Nintendo Paradise” on the Wii U Virtual Console
It's tough being a Nintendo fan in 2013. Wii U sales plummeted after 2012's holiday season and major delays on many releases promised at launch have left the pickings looking rather malnourished. Nintendo CEO Satoru Iwata blamed the...
Keyboard Cat and Nyan Cat Creators Sue Warner Bros. and 5th Cell for Scribblenauts
Charles Schmidt and Christopher Orlando Torres are both suing developer 5th Cell and publisher Warner Bros. for copyright infringement. The alleged infringement accuses 5th Cell and Warner Bros. of including Schmidt's Keyboard Cat meme...
Wii U Left Out of Call of Duty: Ghosts Announcement
Nintendo is getting left out of everything these days. Its like the kid you knew in school who used to be fun to hang around with, then suddenly he completely changed his personality and secluded himself. The Wii U released to...
Developer’s LinkedIn Mentions Incorporating ‘Monetization Modeling’ into Destiny
Bungie's Halo days are behind them and now it's time to see what they can do with an entirely new franchise. People don't warm up to new things that easily, but I guess when you're Bungie you can do whatever the hell you want....
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