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The Witcher 3 Romance Sex Guide – How to Romance Every Woman
An intimate scene between Geralt and Yennefer kicks the story off in The Witcher 3. Aside from the sorceress, Geralt will come across plenty of women throughout his journey across the Northern Realms.
The Witcher 3 Romance
Getting laid is simple, but players need to meet certain pre-requisites and complete a couple of side-quests.
You’ll find Keira Metz in Keira Cottage in the Velenian Woods. You’ll also need to complete A Favor for a Friend side-quests which unlocks once you complete:
- An Invitation from Keira Metz
- A Towerful of Mice
To start, clear Fyke Isle of the curse and don’t leave the place. After a while, she’ll ask you to track a delivery from Novigard.
Accept the task and travel to Hangman’s Alley. Use your Witcher’s Senses to follow the deliveryman’s tracks and find the package that Keira desires. Retrieve the package, kill the enemies, and search the deliveryman’s corpse to find a letter.
Deliver the contents of the package to Keira and accept her challenge to a race. Utilize numerous shortcuts and win the race to proceed to the next step. After the race, you’ll have three options to choose from:
- Lust – use your Witcher’s Sense to follow Keira and reap the rewards
- Resist – tell Keira that the time is not right
- Loyalty – tell her that Geralt’s heart belongs to someone else
The redhead has a thing for Geralt, but you need to complete Now or Never side-quest which unlocks once you complete:
- A Matter of Life and Death
- A Favor for Radovid
During the side-quest, you’ll see some Temple Guards and Hunters near Triss’ house. You can either choose to fight or get straight to business – your call!
Head inside the Crooked House and find Triss having a conversation with her landlord on the upper floor. Moreover, do note that your actions outside the Crooked House will dictate the conversation inside.
Regardless of Geralt’s actions, the landlord will eventually leave the house. Offer Geralt’s help and no matter what Triss says; don’t decline to help her because it’ll end the side-quest. At this point, you’ll have two options:
- Find Anisse and Berthold
- Go to Kingfisher Inn and save the mages
If you choose the first option, exit the Crooked House and follow Triss to the east.
A little ahead, Triss will spot a group of enemies. Once again, you can either let them pass or engage in a fight. From the area, go north inside an alley followed by heading inside a house on the right-hand side.
Don’t let Anisse and Berthold die to complete the side-quest. If you choose the second option, head inside the Kingfisher Inn and kill three Witch Hunters.
You’ll eventually come across a secret entrance where Triss will meet up with her old friends. Once she asks you to help her escape the sewers, go down the tunnels and kill a couple of Drowners and head west from the junction.
After you arrive at the room with wooden scaffolding, head north and destroy the western wall to come to a library. From the area, destroy the weak wall on the southern side to come to a gate. Go through the gates and let Triss deal with the rats.
After she has dealt with rats, walk along the balcony and go down the stairs. Once again, deal with some rats and head south (up some stairs) into tunnels. Fight three Drowners on the east side to find a dead end ahead.
Backtrack your steps and follow the path on the south side to come to a room. From the area, travel west into another tunnel and prepare to fight the Katakan followed by heading to the Novigard Docks.
Head to wharf to meet up with Dijkstra and kill six Witch Hunters. You need to do the following in order to have Triss as your girlfriend:
- Kiss her at the masquerade during A Matter of Life and Death
- Save the mages at the start of the side-quest
- Say ‘I love you’ and always reply nicely
And that’s all folks!
Yennefer – First Encounter
In order to score Yennefer, you need to complete The King is Dead: Long Live the King quest. At the start of the quest, head inside Yennefer’s Room near the Old Port Inn. Use your Witcher’s Senses and choose Black and White clothes to wear.
After changing, head over to Kaer Trolde Keep. After meeting Yennefer, continue to follow her and take your seat inside the keep. Once inside, Cerys will challenge Geralt to a race – I would ask you to decline this!
From the Great Hall, head inside the Banquet Hall and follow the objective marker on your mini-map. You need to go through the door at the back of two arguing Jarls.
Just keep on following Yennefer and talk to her about the Mask of Uroboros. You need to head towards the window and walk along the balcony into next window. From the new area, head down the stairs and come into a room with stuffed animals.
Use your Witcher’s Senses to discover entrance to another room with real animals inside. Kill all the animals and go through the newly opened door. Head down into Ermion’s Labrotory and find the following items:
- A letter on a sideboard
- Ermion’s pipe
- A Tales of the Wild Hunt book
- A cup of dwarven mead
- Boiling casks
- One wooden goat
- A tiny human skull
- Ermion’s magic wand
- One pine cone
- A sword stuck inside of a stone
- A giant statue
After Yennefer discovers the Mask of Uroboros, you’ll need to attack the Earth Elemental nearby. Once it’s destroyed, grab Yennefer and teleport from the area. Let her know that you want to kiss to begin the romantic interaction.
Yennefer – Second Encounter
To start the second encounter, begin No Place Like Home quest. You need to head inside the Kaer Morhen and listen to the conversation in the Main Hall. After the conversation, head towards the kitchen with Eskel and come back.
When Yennefer tries to leave, engage her in a conversation about the Wild Hunt. You’ll have two options here:
- If you already slept with Yennefer, head upstairs for some more
- If there are no previous romantic ties, you’re out of luck
Jutta An Dimun
To start off romantic interaction with her, you need to complete Iron Maiden side-quest. From the Faroe Village of Ringvold, take the eastern path into the mountains. After discovering Skellige Warriors Sparring, challenge Jutta an Dimun to a sword battle.
Her response is dictated by your previous choices: if you killed the Leader of the Slavers during Flesh for Sale or defeated Einar of Faroe; she’ll accept readily.
However, if you didn’t do killed the said men, she’ll ask you to defeat Gundar in Ringvold or jumping into the ocean to retrieve a sword.
Geralt can easily retrieve the sword using the Witcher’s Senses. Even defeating Gundar is not at all difficult who can be found near the harbour. After Jutta accepts your duel offer, destroy her and she will invite Geralt to her place for some action in bed.
To score Madame Sasha, you need to complete Gwent: High Stakes.
Check the Notice Board to get an invitation to Novigard’s Brothel, Passiflora and participate in the Count Tybalt’s Gwent Tournament – you’ll require 1,000 Crowns and a deck worth 70 Tournament Value Points.
After speaking with Madame Sasha, play against Bernard Tulle and defeat him. At this point, Sasha will ask Geralt to steal Tybalt’s Treasure. After this, defeat Sasha in the Gwent and find Finneas.
After it, receive County Tybalt’s congratulations and either accept his challenge. Next up, travel with Sasha to search for your rewards and use your Witcher’s Senses to find a corpse.
Head downstairs and travel to the fountain near the northeast side of the area. From the area, follow Sasha’s directions to encounter Bernard and his goons.
After beating the thugs, meet Sasha or Cantarella in the Kingfisher Inn and take your newly formed relationship to a new level… or not!
Strumpets of Crippled Kate’s
All you need to do is to visit Crippled Kate’s Whorehouse in Novigard and pay 20 Crowns and choose one of the three ladies.
Harlots Of Passiflora
Similar to Crippled Kate’s, you can pay 40 Crowns to choose some of finest wenches in the Northern Realms.
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