Goat Simulator Achievements Guide
Developed by Coffee Stain Studios, Goat Simulator aims on setting players in a world where they are free to roam around and cause as much havoc as they pleased.
Although the map is small, there are a variety of things to do aside from unlocking different characters, collecting bizarre Golden Goats, and becoming the Queen Goat. In this guide, I will be explaining how to complete different achievements that the game throws at your side.
This is a very simple challenge to complete! Just as you spawn, simply don’t move for complete five minutes, and you will unlock an extra character.
Boulder of Death
You will come across a few people partying and relishing over BBQ. Just up the hill, you will also see a large boulder with a Golden Goat. Just give it a little push from behind and… there goes the party.
You will see a Farmhouse right next to your Spawn Point; near the fields. Head inside the Farmhouse and go to the first floor (inside a bedroom on your left). All you need to do is to lick the statue on bed and bring it Pentagram Circle inside the Forest.
You will see a blue trampoline near your Spawn Point. Hop on it and get inside the treehouse to find another statue. Once again, give it a lick and bring it to Pentagram Circle in the Forest.
All you need to do is to enter the Goat Castle by going through the Special Door in the Spiral Tower. Sitting on the Throne of Fire will unlock a new character.
Goat of the Hill
To get this Achievement, you need to reach on top of the crane and grab the Golden Goat located there. You may have to use your jet-pack to reach the top of the crane.
What is its Purpose?
To complete this Achievement, you need to find Goathenge in the fields; near your Spawn Location.
In order to complete this Achievement, you need to unlock the Evil Goat. This requires you to bring five bodies at the Pentagram Circle in the Forest. In order to do this, you need to head inside the Goat Castle and become the Queen Goat.
Once you have done that, come back to the Pentagram Circle and summon five goats to your location.
Around the World on Five Trampolines
In order to complete this Achievement, you need to jump across all Trampolines in the map. Once you jump onto a Trampoline, it is advisable that you do the ragdoll and enter Slow Motion. Anyway, the suggested pattern is:
Construction Site Trampoline – Swimming Pool Trampolines – Greenhouse Trampoline – Spawn Field Trampoline
Trying to Bring Forth Sanctum 3?
Once you have grabbed statues for Pedestrian and LOEK Master Achievements, you need to grab the Robot from the container dangling from the container. After acquiring it, you need to bring it to the Pentagram Circle in the Forest which will unlock a new character.
This is a very simple Achievement and requires you to purposely shutdown the game. In order to do so, go to the Main Menu and select Keybindings. Press the Tab or T key on your keyboard and type in ‘BeginBVT’ without the apostrophes and press Enter key.
Doing this will crash the game, and you will complete the Achievement, the next time you start it.
The notorious Flappy Bird Game has an Easter-Egg in The Goat Simulator. To complete this Achievement, you need to head inside the Coffee Stain Studios and head upstairs to find a big screen. Go near it and start playing Flappy Goat. You need to score at least ten points to complete this Achievement.
I can’t Believe that Worked!
You need to perform ten Front Flips back to back in order to complete this Achievement.
Cardio Kills your Gains
To complete this Achievement, you need to bring someone fat to a treadmill located inside the garage of the Farmhouse; near your Spawn Point. Set out and find yourself a suitable volunteer, lick him/her, and drag the body to the treadmill to complete the Achievement.
Rymdskepp i Rymden
You will have to do a little bit of work to complete this Achievement. Start off by heading inside the garage of the Farmhouse and grab the glowing blue object. Once you have gained hold of the object, get it to the west of Goat Fighting Arena.
In this area, you will see that there will be two poles: one with attached Blue Object and an empty one. Walk up to the empty one and hop over the ride to complete this Achievement.
Find all Golden Goats to complete this Achievement. You can refer to my Golden Goats Locations Guide to know the location of each of them.
To complete this Achievement, you need to head over to the Goats Fighting Arena and win all the four rounds. As simple as it can be!
This is again a simple Achievement to complete. All you need to do is to become the Queen Goat. In order to do so head inside the Goat Castle by taking the door from the top of the Spiral Tower. Once inside, sit on the Fire Throne.
This Achievement requires you to jump on a mattress a hundred times within a time slot of thirty seconds. In order to do so, you need to head over to the Construction Site and at the top floor of a building.
In this area, you will come across mattresses both on top of ceiling and the floor. Just jump on it and you will complete it in no time.
Mile High Club
To complete this Achievement, you need to get on top of the crane and as soon as the Hang Glider comes hurtling towards you, activate the Slow Motion and hop on top of it. You need to lick it to complete the Achievement.
You need to get to the Boulder of Death at the party and bring it to the field. You need to get this Boulder of Death on top of the rednecks’ gathering to complete the Achievement.
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